3 Word Story

[crimzntearz]

Once Upon A...

[Asphyxia]

time there was

[SpiritUnreal]

a munchkin named

[SanguineAddict]

Jackson Wilkens. Everyone

[Kronos]

liked to look

[Bael]

at his swollen

[Kieranasa]

glands and his

[Bael]

bleeding head wound

[Kieranasa]

that re-opens once

[crimzntearz]

a phucking day.

[zumzy]

The Kool-aid man

[Kronos]

walked in on

[crimzntearz]

Madonna and Britney...

[Kronos]

while they were

[pandora_666]

hanging from the...

:dksmile

[Moira_Kiss]

Jeep's roll bars...

[SpiritUnreal]

while random hunters

[zumzy]

shot them in

[BurningRedEyes]

the back of

[Kieranasa]

their fat heads.

[BurningRedEyes]

The camera flashed

[SpiritUnreal]

as the gnomes

[Kieranasa]

paraded around naked

[RavynDuchante]

while music played

[SpiritUnreal]

and there was much rejoicing

sorry couldn't resist.

[RavynDuchante]

(yes much rejoicing) :D

[Moira_Kiss]

with succulent washcloths..


(haha megan!!! ;) )

[crimzntearz]

this story is not making any ****ing sense.. not that it's suppose to. it's just dull lmao.. and :rolleyes: .. cass- what is "jeeps roll bars?"

[BurningRedEyes]

the main ghome

[Moira_Kiss]

said "yo homie!...

[BurningRedEyes]

and the animals

[RavynDuchante]

ran like hell

[BurningRedEyes]

. thunder could be

[Moira_Kiss]

be heard. munchkins

[BurningRedEyes]

ate the little

[crimzntearz]

fat blue smurf!

[Moira_Kiss]

--with great glee! (did he eat the smurf! ?)

[crimzntearz]

Yes he did!!

[zumzy]

**A bit confused if I should continue from crimzntearz's post**

Meanwhile, your momma

[Kronos]

was squating on

[zumzy]

you're grandma's face

[crimzntearz]

while she ate

[Kronos]

and incredibly long

[zumzy]

sub from Subway

[crimzntearz]

. It's SO yummy:throb

[zumzy]

chicken, cheese, mayo

[Kronos]

,bacon, ketchup and

[zumzy]

dirty finger nails

[Kronos]

were squeezed between

[zumzy]

two hot buns

[RavynDuchante]

dripping with sticky

[zumzy]

hot meat juice

[crimzntearz]

in a pussy. :duh

[Kieranasa]

Your momma was

[RavynDuchante]

a skanky ho

[Moira_Kiss]

like your daddy!

[zumzy]

that's why you

[Moira_Kiss]

suck so good.

[zumzy]

Meanwhile back at

[Kronos]

Your rank appartment

[zumzy]

your Daddy was

[Moira_Kiss]

phuckin' his sister

[zumzy]

when out of

[RavynDuchante]

the darkness came

[zumzy]

a giant pimple

[RavynDuchante]

with oozing pus

[crimzntearz]

on your grammy's..

[zumzy]

chin. Why are

[pandora_666]

the birds always

[zumzy]

shitting on my

[RavynDuchante]

shiny bald head.

[crimzntearz]

and out my

[Dismal Dollie]

toes sneezed a

[zumzy]

talking tomatoe. Hello,

[Wiccanchick]

whats your name...

[crimzntearz]

the tomatoe asked.

[zumzy]

F-U, It's not

[pandora_666]

very attractive for

[RavynDuchante]

for most people

[crimzntearz]

because it gives...

[Wiccanchick]

us a wrong...........

[crimzntearz]

idea about sex

[pandora_666]

when we're supposed

[Wiccanchick]

be getting along........

[pandora_666]

with every little

[RavynDuchante]

boy and girl

[Kaylin]

around the world.

[Kieranasa]

Is that so

[sami]

****ING HARD TO

[Wiccanchick]

understand you stupid..............

[crimzntearz]

phucking cow milker!

[pandora_666]

I thought we

[RavynDuchante]

had something special

[pandora_666]

but then came

[crimzntearz]

meth and her...

[RavynDuchante]

fuzzy pink poodle

[DarknessGirl]

bited my hand

[Suicide_Reject]

"ouch! You b*tch!"

[crimzntearz]

Phucking pink poodles... [merlin]

[pandora_666]

and their little

[crimzntearz]

tiny small wangs

[pandora_666]

with big globs

[crimzntearz]

of sh!t on...

[TheDreamIsDead]

their tongues!!!..........Yo

[crimzntearz]

dawg what's crackin?

[TheDreamIsDead]

The homeless guy...........

[crimzntearz]

said as he....

[TheDreamIsDead]

molested the chipmunk

[crimzntearz]

in the trashcan.

[TheDreamIsDead]

with lesbian smurfs..........

[crimzntearz]

Do you people ever notice the ****ing period? . Take notice of it next time :disgust

[TheDreamIsDead]

(Sorry............)

[crimzntearz]

Aww I sowwy... :kiss

[TheDreamIsDead]

lol, don't be:kiss

[crimzntearz]

THE...

[TheDreamIsDead]

Crippled homeless guy....................

[crimzntearz]

Oops this is the 3 word story!! :D Shtooopid me



~> is dead sexy!

[TheDreamIsDead]

with his shriveled............................

[crimzntearz]

up sexy penis!

[Ping_Pong_Girl]

He smelt like................................

[crimzntearz]

stawberries and champagne... (hints off... "by victoria secret") ;)

[Ping_Pong_Girl]

while molesting the....................

[Tourniquet5]

man named tourniquet5 :throb

[Ping_Pong_Girl]

and smoking some...........................

[Constance]

phucked up sh!t.

[Kute Kitty]

Meanwhile, a martian

[crimzntearz]

with four legs....

[Kute Kitty]

was tap dancing

[Tragedy]

while wearing a

[crimzntearz]

hot pink ribbon

[ansata]

and a suggestive

:bat

[Tragedy]

hat. He said

[ansata]

"im your flamingo"

:bat

[Tragedy]

while he screamed.

[ansata]

"GET DOWN TONIGHT!"

:bat

[Tragedy]

the man screamed.

[ansata]

gasp... and then

:bat

[Tragedy]

the man cried,

[ansata]

and burped loudly

:bat

[Tragedy]

the alphabet. He

[ansata]

waited for cheers

:bat

[Kute Kitty]

but only got

[Ping_Pong_Girl]

an anal raping...............................

[Kute Kitty]

from a fish.

[L0sT]

The fish was

[crimzntearz]

a friggin alien

[L0sT]

who loved bagels.

[crimzntearz]

**** you Bush!!! :angryfire

[Ping_Pong_Girl]

(lmao @ **** you bush thing)

And yo mama............

[ansata]

and yo...... pillow!

:bat

[Kute Kitty]

Meanwhile, in another

[crimzntearz]

planet was t.A.T.u (DAMN THERE HOT)

[Tragedy]

singing about sex.

[crimzntearz]

They were also...

[crimzntearz]

fingering each other!!!

*drools*:angel

[Tragedy]

They both liked

[ansata]

the wetness of

:bat

[crimzntearz]

there sweet juices

[Vera_Lynn]

(apple, orange, respectively)

[Sinful Erotica]

while in a..................

[ansata]

unthinkably human postion

:bat

[Sinful Erotica]

and licking up............

[Tragedy]

the juice. In

[Sinful Erotica]

their thingyz while....

[gutterglitter]

a glistening mushroom.

[Sinful Erotica]

said "YO Whassup!?!?!?"........

[gutterglitter]

to a torrid

[Random_Darkness]

puce bikini sucking

[Vera_Lynn]

postmodern art dealer

[Kute Kitty]

who was harmlessly

[Tragedy]

walking around the

[L0sT]

former Soviet Republic.

[Random_Darkness]

With a huge

[Tragedy]

(doesn't anyone notice the period anymore????)

[Random_Darkness]

(nope, didn't notice the period. Edited it...):p

[Dismal Dollie]

*PULSATING* . .errreecttt . . potato

[Sinful Erotica]

that had a.............

[crimzntearz]

What are we talking about? Oh... oops. Er...

pink condom in... (?)

[Sinful Erotica]

his smelly little............

[gutterglitter]

treasure chest. With



(I don't think the person who started this post intended for this story to be senseless.)

[Sinful Erotica]

booger flavored jelly...

[Kute Kitty]

babies and some

[Sinful Erotica]

retarded homeless people.

[NotYoursForNow]

Eating their toes

[Sinful Erotica]

they licked some...

[NotYoursForNow]

and bells ring.

[Sinful Erotica]

Then the whore....

[taltos]

saw a chimp

[riss]

eating somoene's big...

[Sinful Erotica]

$hit piles and...

[gutterglitter]

indulged herself. Licking

[Sinful Erotica]

the $hit piles..

[Kieranasa]

and laughing maniacally

[Sinful Erotica]

to the sounds...

[Tournaquet]

Drunken irish maids...

[Kieranasa]

make while bathing.

[Kronos]

megan likes c0ck...

[Kieranasa]

,yet Andy is

[Kronos]

so awesome that...

[NotYoursForNow]

We Flew Ahead

[Sinful Erotica]

with homeless midgets

[TheDarkBlazer]

on a giant

[Damon_Ashe]

...black thing that....

[TILT]

looks like a

[Damon_Ashe]

...very weird hat...

[TILT]

but, sings like

[Damon_Ashe]

...its been stung...

[TILT]

viciously by a

[Damon_Ashe]

-a an 18-Wheeler...

[Kieranasa]

with bad brakes....(???)

[Damon_Ashe]

that was never...

[Kieranasa]

insured by a

[Damon_Ashe]

...tax-collectors pretty...

[Kieranasa]

little house wife.

[Damon_Ashe]

...And one day...

[Kieranasa]

late at night

[Damon_Ashe]

...when it was...

[Kieranasa]

almost dawn, I

[Damon_Ashe]

usually wondered about...

[I am a Riddle]

how I would...

[Tragedy]

get laid today. (just had to do it. If I hadn't, I'd have felt cheated.)

[Damon_Ashe]

... A camel looked...

[Daremyth]

...under his bed...

[Damon_Ashe]

...and raped me...

[Daremyth]

while drinking beer :beerme

[Damon_Ashe]

...it raped daremyth...

[Daremyth]

and then damon...

[Damon_Ashe]

... or was trying...

[Daremyth]

..to eat some..

[Damon_Ashe]

... moose-piss from...

[Tragedy]

Kronos's Moose Bar.

[Damon_Ashe]

...Sadly it was...

[Kute Kitty]

closed till lunch

[Damon_Ashe]

...so camel died...

[I am a Riddle]

Then I found...

[Damon_Ashe]

a pretty little...

[Tragedy]

black biting flower.

[Kieranasa]

It was in...

[Tragedy]

a lovely vase

[I am a Riddle]

Suddenly it bit...

[Tragedy]

my d.ick off. (I don't have a ****. But I think it'd be pretty silly if a flower bit a d.ick off.)

[Kieranasa]

and glued it

[Damon_Ashe]

... to a bumpercar...

[I am a Riddle]

, which then hit...

[Damon_Ashe]

...a brick wall.

[I am a Riddle]

In the process,

[Tragedy]

the glue dropped

[Damon_Ashe]

...but the d*ck....

[Tragedy]

didn't fall off.

[Daremyth]

Suddenly it started...