Been a long time..

[Alabamacutie20]

Been a long time sense I have been here. How has everyone been. etc.etc. Hi Christian. %)t %)t

~Bama~
Or
Kittensmeow19 (Better known for it i guess)

[PrincessParadox]

I thought you went by KittenShit.

You should, anyway. It suits you better.

[Unsunghero]

Yes, it has been a long time, but not long enough. Bounce out. Leave. I guess what I am trying to say is: Go away!

[Alabamacutie21]

Thank yall for making me the center of attention. It always seems to brighten my day up <3

[durgarox]

You know what I love? Play Doh. The smell is oddly enticing, yet it tastes terrible. It's like the Venus Flytrap of childrens toys.

[Alabamacutie21]

-Smirks- I just feel like singing. From Paris to Berlin and every disco I get in my heart is pumping for love. pumping for love cause when I am thinking of you and all the things we could do. My heart is pumping for love you left me longing for you.

[durgarox]

Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh Play Doh

[PrincessParadox]

I ate a big red candle.

I :throb The Anchorman. Best. Movie. Ever.

[durgarox]

Dude, my two of my BF's roommates freshman year were in a frat, and literally EVERY dude in the frat worshiped that movie. Every time the other guys would come into the room, someone would a) start singing Afternoon Delight or b) declare his love for Lamp.

[PrincessParadox]

Dude, my sister is 9 and she's addicted to that movie.

You haven't seen weird until you're having a family dinner and the small blonde starts screaming "he punted Baxter off a bridge".

:)

[durgarox]

I can top it. When my younger sister was learning to talk, someone let her watch Terminator 2, and she spent weeks saying in a robot voice, "Fvck you. A*shole." It was the funniest thing ever.

[Unsunghero]

Yo, imagine 20 Military Policemen, on a bus, quoting Anchorman as loudly as they can. Now, those were some good times right there.

[durgarox]

Eh, frat boys, military cops. One has mo' booze, one has mo' bullets.

[PrincessParadox]

I has mo' books?

Slightly less cool. On the other hand though, there are Legal Battalions in the Australian Army. Which I love to bits - very Python-esque.

[durgarox]

"Como estan, bitches?"

[PrincessParadox]

Provocation is a partial defence to murder, which is a crime in South Australia under s 11 of the Criminal Law Consolidation Act 1935 (SA). Provocation in South Australia is a common law defence which is unique, as in every other state it has been legislated by Parliament.

Beat that, bitches!

[durgarox]

I love Lamp.

[Anagaharad]

I have no clue what you guys are talking about but I may be able to top you in the "weird little sister" dept.
You guys may remember Alice Ginger who is my younger sibling, Emy.

Anyway, when Emy was about 7 we got a printer for the first time and as a test run, my brother printed off the Monty Python and the Holy Grail script.

Out of the blue, several weeks later, in the middle of WALMART, my sister starts quoting the "castle anthrax" scene word for word. She had read the script and was reciting at the top of her voice "And after the spanking, the ORAL SEX".

[PrincessParadox]

Little sisters are the bomb.

Mine waits until we get to the checkout then starts singing "If you're sitting on the dunny and you're feeling rather funny, diarrhoea".

I only found out what oral sex was when I was 15.

[Anagaharad]

oh, my sister didnt know what oral sex was. She just knew the sentence had the word sex in it so it had to be funny.

[durgarox]

uberlolz, My lil sis had trouble learning to speak, so she would memorize the dialogue from movies. For a long time her favorite was Rocky Horror, and she would seriously start belting out Sweet Transvestite at the oddest moments (still does, on occasion XD)

Her second favorite was Priscilla, Queen of the Desert, so pair that priceless dialogue with a particularly spot on Aussie accent from the mouth of a seven year old, and you have pure comedy gold.

[PrincessParadox]

I told my Mum that one friend was bribing another friend with daily hedgehog to do her homework for her.

Hedgehog is a yummy chocolate slice with sprinkles.

Mum didn't think I said hedgehog...

[durgarox]

Don't dahling me, dahling!

[PrincessParadox]

Darling, I'm the Queen of kitsch chic.

*snaps fingers*

[Anagaharad]

Hedgehog? that sounds like it should have coconut or something on it.

[PrincessParadox]

That too... chocolate and fudge and coconut and sprinkles and occasionally nuts, topped with icing made of pure unadulterated sugar.

It's a bizarre concoction. Loved by schoolchildren and sweet-toothed freaks everywhere.

Apparently it's easy to make. We should have a bake-off, dahling.

[Anagaharad]

I have the best cookie recipe ever. Its even low fat.

You make a meringue, then add about a half cup of flour and sugar
then fold in a handfull of shaved coconut flakes and a bunch of dark chocolate chips.

Bake until the meringue is slighly brown.

Stuff yourself silly.

[durgarox]

White peach cobbler pwns. Skin and chop peaches, add some brown sugar, clove, and instant tapioca, top with puff pastry and bake. Yum.

[PrincessParadox]

Fiddle-dee-dee.

I think I've found my new summer treat.

The guy in the flat next door is an ex-Chef and has promised to teach me to cook over the summer.

Expect delicious pictures!

[durgarox]

Chickadee, I don't know what you're about, quoting a southern belle after trashing iced tea. Where's the consistency? *shakes head* Next think you'll be ambivalent about barbecue.

[PrincessParadox]

Oh Ashley.

Meat is OK providing it's cooked. Properly. Right through. No blood. Or pink. Or anything. NOT RARE! I wouldn't mind going vegetarian (because I hear it's good for you) but the BF is the meat-and-chips kind of guy. So no hope there.

Anyway going offline for a few hours. Really need to do exam revision. Talk later :D

[Anagaharad]

I'm going veggie again, BF be damned.

I told him he can just buy and make his own meat if he doesnt like my veggie dinners.