punkagainstbush
09-14-2008, 07:46 PM
One lovely evening this criminal Madea named Barb is sitting on her frontsteps when a big black van pulls up. She and her redneck boyfriend, Roy, have buttsex in front of the SWAT team. Then, my haunted goth, emo, and punk friends and I start walking down the street to spy on poor Barb. (Now, you've learned a lot so let's move on.)
So, we set off firecrackers, how very fun. All of a sudden smoke comes out of the black sky. Plants turn yellow when Barb soils herself. Spirits of the living dead arise. Blood drips down Barb's skin and knives are picked up off of the table not by any human....EXCEPT............:
Michael Myers.
Michael was a once very disturbed boy and lived in so much pain to be spared. To let it out, he kills with a hugeass kitchen knife. Come to find out....Eddie Murphy is under the costume.
The lights start flickering. Barb screams and her dentures fall out. Roy's stabbed in the back as he walks towards the real Michael Myers whose face is burned after you lift off da mask. My goth and emo and punk friends along with me watch. Kristen, my best friend is very entertained by this whole fiasco. Matt sits on the ground grinning as Roy gets set on fire. His body melts like the Wicked Witch of the West.
The clock strikes midnight...Me and my good friends go out to get some pizza but guess who shows up? Barb.
She told us, "I hate you punks!!!!!!!!!! I hate you goths or whatever the hell you are!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!!!!!!!" She slams her car door and drives reck lessly away.
As for that fat bitch, learn to have a little fun in your life, Barb. We all stare and grin at each other and shout, "FOR IF BARB DIES, OUR SPIRITS WILL STICK, NOT SIFT!!!!!!!!" We all go home after a rowdy evening. Uh oh, then our parents....????
So, we set off firecrackers, how very fun. All of a sudden smoke comes out of the black sky. Plants turn yellow when Barb soils herself. Spirits of the living dead arise. Blood drips down Barb's skin and knives are picked up off of the table not by any human....EXCEPT............:
Michael Myers.
Michael was a once very disturbed boy and lived in so much pain to be spared. To let it out, he kills with a hugeass kitchen knife. Come to find out....Eddie Murphy is under the costume.
The lights start flickering. Barb screams and her dentures fall out. Roy's stabbed in the back as he walks towards the real Michael Myers whose face is burned after you lift off da mask. My goth and emo and punk friends along with me watch. Kristen, my best friend is very entertained by this whole fiasco. Matt sits on the ground grinning as Roy gets set on fire. His body melts like the Wicked Witch of the West.
The clock strikes midnight...Me and my good friends go out to get some pizza but guess who shows up? Barb.
She told us, "I hate you punks!!!!!!!!!! I hate you goths or whatever the hell you are!!!!!!!!!!!! STAY AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!!!!!!!" She slams her car door and drives reck lessly away.
As for that fat bitch, learn to have a little fun in your life, Barb. We all stare and grin at each other and shout, "FOR IF BARB DIES, OUR SPIRITS WILL STICK, NOT SIFT!!!!!!!!" We all go home after a rowdy evening. Uh oh, then our parents....????