weird goals

[Anagaharad]

What are some of the weirder goals you have set for yourself in life?

My list:

Have a complete wardrobe of hand made clothing before the year is out.

Find the elusive bread recipe I have been searching for since I was 10.

Build a wooden chest for my sheets and blankets.

Finish the quilt I have been working on since 2004 (this one is not likely)

Find a shampoo that doesnt make my scalp peel.

Stop talking about my ex-husband or saying sentences that start with " When I was married......."

[Invidia]

starting a small buisness to make keychains
being a specified tattoo artist and olny tattooing pinup images.
well thats all i can really think of I dont know how weird they, are but more unrealistic

[durgarox]

-Publish something that isn't total tripe (else not get published at all)
-Visit Germany and Scandinavia
-Restore my faith in mankind (unlikely, but it would be nice)
-Get my damn sewing machine fixed
-Figure out how to draft a shirt pattern. I can do basic skirts and pants okay, but I haven't figured out the top bit. Ana, you could probably help me out with that.

[PrincessParadox]

My goal this week?

Attend my Contract Law tutorial. Skipping one is OK. Skipping two might be excessive, even if I do have legitimate reasons.

Also want to live in Japan for a year.

[Anagaharad]

-Publish something that isn't total tripe (else not get published at all)
-Visit Germany and Scandinavia
-Restore my faith in mankind (unlikely, but it would be nice)
-Get my damn sewing machine fixed
-Figure out how to draft a shirt pattern. I can do basic skirts and pants okay, but I haven't figured out the top bit. Ana, you could probably help me out with that.


Iron after every step. That is the key to a good looking shirt.

[Kieranasa]

1. Successfully finish one blanket that I have started crocheting

2. Put horseshit in Amber Tharp's mailbox (That one has been 9 years+ on the list)

3. Go on a game show

4. Quit thinking about my husband and his feelings, and tell his mama what I REALLY think about her

That's all I can think of right now

[The Wanderer]

by Years End

1.Complete a Suit Of Chain Mail

2.Complete a Suit Plate Mail

3.Complete a Suit of Leather Armor

4.Duplicate Tent Pieces so I can get tent to work.

5.Set up my BlackSmith Shop

5.Complete a Dozen stories including one I started in the army.

6.Draw my Demonesss

7.Accept the Dozen Voices running through my head at a given time and channel them into creative endavours, stories etc...

8.Best of all stop talking to my mom about what I see(It disturbs her)

9.Learn how to Pretend normality-at least when talking to a girl.

Their thats it-Funny thing is this all seems pretty normal for me.
I think if a fairy came up and said hello to me, this would seem perfectly normal to me.

And Anagaharad that is so cool-that you sew your own clothes Ive only seen a couple pieces, but man when you get that wardrobe complete you have to post it. :metal014:

[Unsunghero]

My List of fun:

1. Stop trying to strangle my friends when they piss me off.
2. Stop getting so pissed off.
3. More Tattoos.
4. Find a new apartment.
5. Get orders to the east coast. ( I hate Montana.)

[raven_blackrose]

1. Get my damn cats' balls removed (spraying little bastards)
2. Find food
3. Pee in the next 5 or so minutes
4. Not be homeless by month's end (fingers crossed tightly)
5. Love life while I still have it

[JuliaSeizure]

I have a few that I'm sticking to:


1. own my own business

2. own a goat.

3. own a bullmastiff (dog, for those who aren't familiar with the breed)

4. get a soft ice cream maker.

5. go cross country.

[Anagaharad]

Nubians are good goats, just for the record.

[JuliaSeizure]

You're right, they are. Actually, the idea didn't come to me until about a month ago when me and the girls went to the zoo. They had Nubians there. I love their long floppy ears, and they were much more laid back than some of the others.

[DesolateCaptain]

1) Become Barista Certified(Guess where I work! Here's a hint, Harpooner)
2)Do the monkey at least three times a week
3)Move out of my parents
4)Go to California for no reason in particular
5)start writing in a diary again
6)learn the violin
7)Get a boyfriend who I don't want to stab repeatedly
8)Buy and/or make bloomers

Anagaharad, have you tried making homemade shampoo?

[Anagaharad]

Yep, though my scalp didnt approve of the recipe. Now I'm back to my coal tar shampoo which stinks to high heaven but at least I dont have sheets of skin shedding off.

[durgarox]

Poo. Poo everywhere. Poo in my socks, Poo on the docks. Poo where I sleep, Poo where I eat. Poo where I dream, Poo where I clean. Poo where I smock, Poo where I frock. Poo where I cook, Poo where I book.


Poo